Gessler Poops On Troops! (#GOP war on voting victory!)

The Biggest Flaming Sack
of Poo in Colorado
Scott Gessler Poops
on the Troops!

Congratulate Colorado Republican Secretary of State Scott Gessler for blocking dozens of servicemembers serving in combat from voting!

Gessler is suing to block plans by Pueblo County to mail ballots to 64 voters who are overseas in combat. His reasoning is that those 64 voters didn't vote in 2010, and therefore they might not be valid voters! They need to leave combat and go to the county clerk's office to prove that they aren't dead or illegal aliens.

Gessler has a point. Millions of illegal aliens have snuck into our armed forces and got sent into combat just so they can vote in the 2012 election! I congratulate Gessler and his brave Republicans who (although not interested in risking their health in combat themselves) are still courageously blocking combat troops from potentially casting a ballot.
I may be a flaming bag of poop, but I am completely overwhelmed by the majestically huge stinking sack of flaming shit that is Colorado Secretary of State Gessler!