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| Murdoch and Flaming Bag of Poo |
Murdoch's operation has been caught bribing police officers to help them listen in on the phonemail of rape victims, of 911 victims and others. The head of Scotland Yard (which is basically comparable to our American FBI) has resigned in disgrace.
There are those who have a problem with Murdoch spreading b.s., and who would like to limit Murdoch's ability to stoke fear and shape our politics. I disagree with them; you can't make a steak without producing a pile of B.S.! So unless you're some sort of vegetarian, you must support the production of b.s. and what more environmentally sensitive way to dispose of it can there be than to disperse it through NewsCorp?
I stand squarely underneath the mighty foot of Rupert Murdoch: I support his efforts to bring a flaming bag of poo to every home in America!
Murdoch has not yet given me a formal endorsement, but his actions show the kind of America he is looking for: one in which the police take bribes, the press spread fear, and your private telephone calls are for sale to the highest bidder. If that's what Rupert wants, then that's what I want too - a bag of poo like me is willing hold any kind of poo that you put in it - that's why I am the ideal candidate for the Republican nomination!
Thank you Rupert! You are truly an inspiration to flaming bags of poo everywhere!
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