Poo / Romney in 2012 - Dog Gone It!

Mitt Romney is the obvious pick for a Vice-Presidential candidate, because he has actual experience travelling around with poo flowing over his head. It's true - read about it in "Romney's Cruel Canine Vacation"
What's really exciting about this true story (confirmed by Snopes) is that it proves that not only is Romney not bothered by pal'ing around with poo, but he thinks it's a badge of honor that he can coolly carry on with his plans as the poo flows.

The mark of a leader is to keep on going where he wants to go, regardless of the fact that his actions are literally scaring the shit out of someone who is depending on him - after all, it's only a dog so who cares!

That's a great quality in a Vice-President, because as we all know from the laws of physics and personal experience:

Poo Flows Downhill!

...and with the 2012 Republican ticket, you can be sure there will be a lot of poo flowing!