Rubio Poo-Poos Healthcare!

Rubio Says: Poo On Healthcare!

Marco Rubio calls Americans "weak" because we have Medicare, Medicaid and other types of healthcare, and he's right.
In the old days, he explained, if you got diabetes or cancer or a broken leg, you didn't have government health care that only made you weak. Instead, you got your family to help out. Your daddy could splint your leg and the guy door next could would give you some good whiskey: problem solved!
You may think I'm full of poo, and you're right, but Rubio really did say,

"These programs weakened us as a people. You see, almost forever, it was institutions in society that assumed the role of taking care of one another.  If someone was sick in your family, you took care of them. If a neighbor met misfortune, you took care of them..."

Rubio is right. The problem with modern medicine it that it relies too much on doctors, pharmaceutical companies, and government. When has a medicine really done anything for you that couldn't be done by your family giving you a slug of whiskey and a bullet to bite on?

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You Weaken America!

In the old days, you might die because your family couldn't afford fancy-dancy medicine. But, well, if it happened ... that was God's will - and the people remaining are stronger without you!

If your kid was born crippled, carving him a crutch only made you stronger! And maybe it would encourage you to go to medical school and learn how to do surgery on his leg, instead of asking the GUMMINT for some prenatal care.
Rubio is Right! get rid of these programs that share the costs of healthcare across our nation! If someone in Louisiana gets diabetes, his family can just make insulin like they did in the old days. If a wave of flu starts carrying off old people in New England, or someone in Florida gets cancer, why should the rest of us care? We as a people are weaker when we save the lives of disease-prone people. MRIs are expensive and cancer-fighting drugs cost way too much!

Only someone who as full of the substance that makes the crops grow could talk like this, and both me and Rubio agree: the problem with health care is that it weakens us!
I therefore WELCOME Marco Rubio to the Republican race for the White House. He would make the perfect vice-presidential candidate.
Vote Poo/Rubio in 2012 to join me in saying: Poo On Medicare!!!